I found a cure for PAD.
My wife (is fine - thanks) was hit from behind by a kid who was texting and our car totaled. Needed to quickly buy another car. Cure for PAD.
Fortunately I had already put in my high bid that was enough to secure this pipe. Not wanting to step on @mooster 's toes, I made certain to bid on a smooth that happens to be my first (and probably last) "L" logo'd Jacopo.