Wow. @bigdaddychester smacked me silly! Santa was good to me this year!

Upon opening the (remarkably heavy) box, I was delighted to discover...
A huge jar of jam (I think. I haven't opened it.)
A sweet, heavy glass ashtray.
Five tins of tobacco, some with about 5 years of age on them.
And some other miscellaneous goodies.



Thank you much, Big Daddy!