Thanks @Tobias Lutz . Anytime I get to share my experiences the world benefits. Thank you for this opportunity to enlighten and shape your mind.

Recently I visited the great country of Cuba, whose political system I find fascinating and am very envious of. I mean, Castro has guards! Armed Guards! I have a limo yes, but not armed guards. Anyway, Fidel invited me down for what we in the States call a "Cuban Sandwich" but what they simply call a "Sandwich" there. I gladly accepted and asked him to invite my bother from another mother Che. We enjoyed a strong cup of coffee, ate a sandwich, smoked a Davidoff, and discussed ways to utilize my platform on the NBC Nightly News as a way to bring Cuban/Venezulan propaganda to the United States. All in all it was very enjoyable. I didn't even have to light my own cigar! A woman in chains lit it for me. Talk about service!

All in all, I recommend you all head to Cuba for a sandwich and cigar soon. Tell them BDub sent you! They'll know what you're talking about.