User Tag List

Page 2 of 3 FirstFirst 1 2 3 LastLast
Results 11 to 20 of 21

Hybrid View

  1. #1
    The G.O.A.T. Jordan23's Avatar  Cigar Bum Sponsor
    First Name
    Troy
    Join Date
    Feb 2015
    Location
    Alabama
    Posts
    612
    Ring Gauge
    259
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    9 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I'm cheap I just sit mine on the ground in between shots.

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I537 using Tapatalk
    One game in Utah, Jordan dunked on John Stockton. Jazz owner Larry Miller yelled "pick on someone your own size." On the next possession he dunked on 7'1 center Mel Turpin and shouted "he big enough for you?"

    When told that Clyde Drexler was a better three-point shooter than him, Jordan responded "Clyde is a better three-point shooter than I choose to be." Then he hit 6 threes in game 1.

  2. Likes allusred liked this post
  3. #2
    Lost no more allusred's Avatar
    First Name
    Bob
    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Location
    Jersey Shore
    Posts
    11,800
    Ring Gauge
    2144
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    353 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Jordan23 View Post
    I'm cheap I just sit mine on the ground in between shots.

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I537 using Tapatalk
    Not buying the "I'm cheap" we've seen the Cigars you smoke.
    Last edited by allusred; 06-18-2016 at 03:15 AM.

  4. Likes Branzig, FireTom liked this post
  5. #3
    Golf Course Bum WNYTONY's Avatar  Cigar Bum Sponsor
    First Name
    Tony
    Join Date
    Feb 2015
    Location
    Olean, NY
    Posts
    9,719
    Ring Gauge
    2287
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    1904 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Ok - just to give you all a laugh and so you can harass me a little.....

    Playing in league tonight, 5th hole standing over my second shot. Drive hit a treetop and fell straight down leaving me a full wedge into a short par 4.
    Had to hit it pretty high to avoid any contact with another tree so I line up my shot and toss my cigar to the ground as I always do. Straight across from me - a little behind the line of the ball. In fact - this cigar


    that I had just lit up on #3 tee......
    In my downswing with the wedge my spikeless Foot Joys fail me and my right foot goes flying backwards causing me to drop to the right and forward as I'm trying to make contact. Somehow I manage to hit the ball - a straight blade shot about 5 feet off the ground rocketing towards the pin. Ball skips once off the back edge of the green, thru the row of arborvitae behind the green and into knee high border grass.
    As I'm staggering around trying NOT to fall on the ground I hear this crunch sound and you got it - stepped on said cigar

    So go ahead and say it together - "if you had a clip, you dumbass......" LOL

    Yeah, it was a Tat Black Toro and yes the wrapper was all cracked but yes - I still smoked it ALL
    Just thought I'd give you all a laugh.

    Oh and after 2 shots trying to hack it out of the tall stuff while going around the arborvitae I parked it under one of them and then I picked up...........
    Last edited by WNYTONY; 06-15-2016 at 10:55 PM.
    No cigar until you get a par - birdie if it's a scramble !

  6. Likes Gunther7912, Nature, allusred liked this post
  7. #4
    Lakeland Snot!
    First Name
    Brandon
    Join Date
    Feb 2015
    Location
    PNW
    Posts
    2,019
    Ring Gauge
    526
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    102 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by WNYTONY View Post
    So go ahead and say it together - "if you had a clip, you dumbass......" LOL

    Oh and after 2 shots trying to hack it out of the tall stuff while going around the arborvitae I parked it under one of them and then I picked up...........
    You know...I suspect all those fertilizers you are ingesting and inhaling may be wreaking havoc on your coordination fella....

    Instagram: Branzig_87

  8. Likes WNYTONY, FireTom, allusred liked this post
  9. #5
    Golf Course Bum WNYTONY's Avatar  Cigar Bum Sponsor
    First Name
    Tony
    Join Date
    Feb 2015
    Location
    Olean, NY
    Posts
    9,719
    Ring Gauge
    2287
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    1904 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Gunther7912 View Post
    *Slow clap*

    Well done tony
    The slow clap Nice Jake - like you've never done it !



    Quote Originally Posted by Branzig View Post
    You know...I suspect all those fertilizers you are ingesting and inhaling may be wreaking havoc on your coordination fella....

    You sir, may have a point
    No cigar until you get a par - birdie if it's a scramble !

  10. Likes Branzig, allusred, Gunther7912 liked this post
  11. #6
    Jumpin’ Railcars and Collectin' Cans Gunther7912's Avatar  Cigar Bum Sponsor
    First Name
    Jake
    Join Date
    Feb 2015
    Location
    Spokane Valley, WA
    Posts
    649
    Ring Gauge
    366
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    64 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    *Slow clap*

    Well done tony
    Let's go invent tomorrow instead of worrying about what happened yesterday.

    ― Steve Jobs

    KCCO

  12. Likes WNYTONY, allusred liked this post
  13. #7
    Ridin' in a BoxCar OnePyroTec's Avatar  Cigar Bum Sponsor
    First Name
    Wayne
    Join Date
    Feb 2015
    Location
    Northern Nevada, near Lake Tahoe
    Posts
    1,340
    Ring Gauge
    722
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    99 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I just take my stinky cigar car ashtray out of my car/truck and put it in the cup holder of the golf cart.
    Attachment 5610
    I will let YOU fill in the blanks _________ _________ _________



    "MY" avatar at Zazzle!

  14. Likes allusred liked this post
  15. #8
    Golf Course Bum WNYTONY's Avatar  Cigar Bum Sponsor
    First Name
    Tony
    Join Date
    Feb 2015
    Location
    Olean, NY
    Posts
    9,719
    Ring Gauge
    2287
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    1904 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by tjhemp View Post
    After many years of playing between 30-50 rounds of golf a year unfortunately that number fell dramatically in the last 7 years I've only played about 10 rounds and in the last 3 years I have played 0 rounds. Well that streak is about to end on Memorial day. I'm heading out for my first round in three years and was planning on burning up a couple of cigars along the way. I did not use to smoke on the course so I dont have any tools. Specifically a cigar holder to keep my burning buddy safe while hitting the ball. Anyone have any quick suggestions on a home made cigar holder or should I just try and make it out to find one to buy somewhere? I know there are a few of you that like to burn em while you play ( @WNYTONY ) so I'm up for suggestions. Also any other things helpful for smoking while playing.
    Well I have a couple cutters, a punch, and about 4-5 lighters that live in my golf bag. I bring a 3 cigar Xikar case or a 5 count travel humi depending on whether it's a 9 hole league or 18 hole round and if I'm bringing one or two to give out. As for holders - I don't use one. I toss it on the ground when hitting and usually keep puffing during chips and putts so can't help you there. Unless it's early morning and the dew is out it's not a problem to toss it, but I know others will not like the sound of that. Any holder's I've ever tried are more trouble than they are worth imo, but if I was to do it I'd do a stinky or a Xikar ash can in the cup holder over the clips. I think @Gunther7912 is a clip guy - he can weigh in.

    Hit em long and stay in the short grass !
    No cigar until you get a par - birdie if it's a scramble !

  16. Likes allusred, Gunther7912 liked this post
  17. #9
    Jumpin’ Railcars and Collectin' Cans tjhemp's Avatar
    First Name
    Tracy
    Join Date
    Feb 2015
    Location
    Independence, OR
    Posts
    589
    Ring Gauge
    554
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    179 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by WNYTONY View Post
    Well I have a couple cutters, a punch, and about 4-5 lighters that live in my golf bag. I bring a 3 cigar Xikar case or a 5 count travel humi depending on whether it's a 9 hole league or 18 hole round and if I'm bringing one or two to give out. As for holders - I don't use one. I toss it on the ground when hitting and usually keep puffing during chips and putts so can't help you there. Unless it's early morning and the dew is out it's not a problem to toss it, but I know others will not like the sound of that. Any holder's I've ever tried are more trouble than they are worth imo, but if I was to do it I'd do a stinky or a Xikar ash can in the cup holder over the clips. I think @Gunther7912 is a clip guy - he can weigh in.

    Hit em long and stay in the short grass !
    Thanks for the tips Tony. My plan is just to try and hit em where I can find them.
    "There are no bad cigars, only better ones"

  18. Likes allusred liked this post
  19. #10
    Lakeland Snot!
    First Name
    Brandon
    Join Date
    Feb 2015
    Location
    PNW
    Posts
    2,019
    Ring Gauge
    526
    Post Thanks / Like
    Mentioned
    102 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by WNYTONY View Post
    As for holders - I don't use one. I toss it on the ground when hitting and usually keep puffing during chips and putts so can't help you there.
    Just asking...but don't you ever worry about ingesting the fertilizers that they use on the courses? Maybe I am a worry wart, but I have seen and smelt the stuff the spray/spread all over that grass and I don't want that stuff anywhere near my mouth!

    I usually just lay it on top of my bag when I can't hold it or keep it in my mouth. I really should invest in one of those clips since I am always walking...
    Instagram: Branzig_87

  20. Likes allusred liked this post

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •