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The G.O.A.T.
I'm cheap I just sit mine on the ground in between shots.
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One game in Utah, Jordan dunked on John Stockton. Jazz owner Larry Miller yelled "pick on someone your own size." On the next possession he dunked on 7'1 center Mel Turpin and shouted "he big enough for you?"
When told that Clyde Drexler was a better three-point shooter than him, Jordan responded "Clyde is a better three-point shooter than I choose to be." Then he hit 6 threes in game 1.
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Lost no more

Originally Posted by
Jordan23
I'm cheap I just sit mine on the ground in between shots.
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Not buying the "I'm cheap" we've seen the Cigars you smoke.
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Golf Course Bum
Ok - just to give you all a laugh and so you can harass me a little.....
Playing in league tonight, 5th hole standing over my second shot. Drive hit a treetop and fell straight down leaving me a full wedge into a short par 4.
Had to hit it pretty high to avoid any contact with another tree so I line up my shot and toss my cigar to the ground as I always do. Straight across from me - a little behind the line of the ball. In fact - this cigar

that I had just lit up on #3 tee......
In my downswing with the wedge my spikeless Foot Joys fail me and my right foot goes flying backwards causing me to drop to the right and forward as I'm trying to make contact. Somehow I manage to hit the ball - a straight blade shot about 5 feet off the ground rocketing towards the pin. Ball skips once off the back edge of the green, thru the row of arborvitae behind the green and into knee high border grass.
As I'm staggering around trying NOT to fall on the ground I hear this crunch sound and you got it - stepped on said cigar 
So go ahead and say it together - "if you had a clip, you dumbass......" LOL
Yeah, it was a Tat Black Toro and yes the wrapper was all cracked but yes - I still smoked it ALL
Just thought I'd give you all a laugh.
Oh and after 2 shots trying to hack it out of the tall stuff while going around the arborvitae I parked it under one of them and then I picked up...........
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No cigar until you get a par - birdie if it's a scramble !
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Originally Posted by
WNYTONY
So go ahead and say it together - "if you had a clip, you dumbass......" LOL
Oh and after 2 shots trying to hack it out of the tall stuff while going around the arborvitae I parked it under one of them and then I picked up...........
You know...I suspect all those fertilizers you are ingesting and inhaling may be wreaking havoc on your coordination fella.... 
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Golf Course Bum

Originally Posted by
Gunther7912
*Slow clap*
Well done tony

The slow clap
Nice Jake - like you've never done it !

Originally Posted by
Branzig
You know...I suspect all those fertilizers you are ingesting and inhaling may be wreaking havoc on your coordination fella....

You sir, may have a point
No cigar until you get a par - birdie if it's a scramble !
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Jumpin’ Railcars and Collectin' Cans
*Slow clap*
Well done tony
Let's go invent tomorrow instead of worrying about what happened yesterday.
― Steve Jobs
KCCO
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Ridin' in a BoxCar
I just take my stinky cigar car ashtray out of my car/truck and put it in the cup holder of the golf cart.
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Golf Course Bum

Originally Posted by
tjhemp
After many years of playing between 30-50 rounds of golf a year unfortunately that number fell dramatically in the last 7 years I've only played about 10 rounds and in the last 3 years I have played 0 rounds. Well that streak is about to end on Memorial day. I'm heading out for my first round in three years and was planning on burning up a couple of cigars along the way. I did not use to smoke on the course so I dont have any tools. Specifically a cigar holder to keep my burning buddy safe while hitting the ball. Anyone have any quick suggestions on a home made cigar holder or should I just try and make it out to find one to buy somewhere? I know there are a few of you that like to burn em while you play (
@
WNYTONY
) so I'm up for suggestions. Also any other things helpful for smoking while playing.
Well I have a couple cutters, a punch, and about 4-5 lighters that live in my golf bag. I bring a 3 cigar Xikar case or a 5 count travel humi depending on whether it's a 9 hole league or 18 hole round and if I'm bringing one or two to give out. As for holders - I don't use one. I toss it on the ground when hitting and usually keep puffing during chips and putts so can't help you there. Unless it's early morning and the dew is out it's not a problem to toss it, but I know others will not like the sound of that. Any holder's I've ever tried are more trouble than they are worth imo, but if I was to do it I'd do a stinky or a Xikar ash can in the cup holder over the clips. I think
@Gunther7912
is a clip guy - he can weigh in.
Hit em long and stay in the short grass !
No cigar until you get a par - birdie if it's a scramble !
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Jumpin’ Railcars and Collectin' Cans

Originally Posted by
WNYTONY
Well I have a couple cutters, a punch, and about 4-5 lighters that live in my golf bag. I bring a 3 cigar Xikar case or a 5 count travel humi depending on whether it's a 9 hole league or 18 hole round and if I'm bringing one or two to give out. As for holders - I don't use one. I toss it on the ground when hitting and usually keep puffing during chips and putts so can't help you there. Unless it's early morning and the dew is out it's not a problem to toss it, but I know others will not like the sound of that. Any holder's I've ever tried are more trouble than they are worth imo, but if I was to do it I'd do a stinky or a Xikar ash can in the cup holder over the clips. I think
@
Gunther7912
is a clip guy - he can weigh in.
Hit em long and stay in the short grass !
Thanks for the tips Tony. My plan is just to try and hit em where I can find them.
"There are no bad cigars, only better ones"
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Originally Posted by
WNYTONY
As for holders - I don't use one. I toss it on the ground when hitting and usually keep puffing during chips and putts so can't help you there.
Just asking...but don't you ever worry about ingesting the fertilizers that they use on the courses? Maybe I am a worry wart, but I have seen and smelt the stuff the spray/spread all over that grass and I don't want that stuff anywhere near my mouth! 
I usually just lay it on top of my bag when I can't hold it or keep it in my mouth. I really should invest in one of those clips since I am always walking...
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