The 2nd Annual Cigar Bum Orgy held at CIGARfest - will you be there?

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Eye reckon' gettin' thangs outta' yer haid cures a lot of thangs fer a spell.......

Member naow eef ya lak thet spell wot yore in, den the spell yore in while yore out, at's the spell ya wanna be in wen ya haint stuk in yore haid.
Hope thet heps sum.

Jes stay lubrikated an outa th Sun.Chameleon Tongue
Dagslabit. Cain't no kind how figger wots wrong wi thee.
Ya gits ta spen alla th time a lovin Smokin Monkey's Sweetan loverly Lil Girlfriend...wot moah duz yer wan?

Think whut it wod be lak ef ya wuz shacked up with thet Chameleon Tongued Muley Cypress...an she caint sing lak S.M'g Girfriend nokinda how no way atall.
Ain'r runnin outa Tigar Balm is ya?