The 2nd Annual Cigar Bum Orgy held at CIGARfest - will you be there?

[penna stogey]

I'll give you $50 or a Gurkha (MSRP $50) for more of that awesome loin meat you brought last year. I've been dreaming of your loins for almost a full year now.

Shh, that's our closet secret...Hey now. I'm sure the Bum Gods has a plethora of phallic meat items for you. Make sure Sir Excellency Dogrockets have the logistical reporting squared away prior to Brian Douglas Williams arrival. This ORGY is epic.