Good Kyle, another kitchen pass approved....Honey, Fred is taking his, could I take my Penis too.
Good Kyle, another kitchen pass approved....Honey, Fred is taking his, could I take my Penis too.
no pass needed here lol. She knows I am going no matter what lol. Have not missed a year yet and dont plan on it any time soonQuote:
Originally Posted by penna stogey
Guys, REALLY important announcement. @DogRockets just discovered that the Microtel is booked for Sunday night. If you haven't been before, there isn't another hotel in Hamburg. They have availability from 5-1 through 5-4. If you haven't booked your room, it would be wise to do it now. That also means, we probably should do a roll call to see how many extra beds we have already. That way, if you don't have a room yet, we can figure out how cozy we may need to get the night of the 4th. If you don't mind, add your info below my and we can keep the list as a running total.
@Demuths1770 , @penna stogey , @Tombstone , @SeanTheEvans , @cbr310 , @restomod , @greige matter , @Bernardini , @lvfcrook1503 , @OtismyMan , @Nature , @TreySC @projectsunfire , @Kidvegas , @SoCal gunner , @AlanS , @Hardheaded , @zeebee @WNYTONY , @Ryan137 , @Cardinal @FireTom
Jhedrick83 - 2 queen beds, so I can take up to 3 Saturday night ( or 4 if you don't mind sleeping on the padded shelf). I will have to check out at 6:30 am Sunday morning to catch my flight.
Bring my lodging with me. Plan on getting there Thursday this year.Quote:
Originally Posted by jhedrick83
If someone wants to travel to Bethlehem I have a couch and two recliners. If all goes to plan I will be at Split Rock Friday and Hamburg Thursday and Saturday.
I’m booked.
2 Queens, Wed-Fri (no availability Sat night)
Guests are welcome
I'm planning on getting in Thursday evening and leaving Sunday morning. I'm booked with 2 beds.
@TreySC is going to be rooming with me when he gets his pass approved :thumb:
Okay @TreySC , honey, may I please have a pre-approved kitchen pass? Tony is bringing his Shlooong, can I bring my Penis too????
Just busting Trey, hope to see you with only dental floss bloomers!!! 2019 Cigarfest Orgy will be Epic...
Cousin Vinnie and I are planning on getting there Friday this year, definitely be there Saturday. Not 100% on the rest of the Guidos. Looking forward to seeing everyone!
Just booked the room for Friday night. Website stated only 7 rooms left for Friday night.
No availability at Microtel Saturday night either.
Availability May 1-3 (Wed-Thurs-Fri)
My dates are Friday, Saturday, departing Sunday....So maybe leave early Thursday after work...No reservations, hoping to slumber orgy party overnighter -hey now... with fellow bums....Will figure as we go, my back-up is Steve in the Cabelas Casa de Bum....Noice
I got you covered if something better doesn't come along.Quote:
Originally Posted by penna stogey
Not sure if i can make it!
But if I do it will probably be a day trip. Get there late Friday, early Saturday and leave Saturday evening.
:yes!::yes!::yes!:
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Originally Posted by Brimy
That would be awesome Brian ! And we'll be able to fit you in if you can stay bro.Quote:
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Mark and Tony at the orgy...
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It's still on my calendar. I'll probably have to be a Friday day trip. However, I am also a candidate for a window sill, floor, gutter, etc. if I have too many of those damn drinks they push.....Quote:
Originally Posted by jhedrick83
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I'm allergic to alcohol, I break out in handcuffs!!
Did any orgy boys try to get Cfest tickets today? I got a Friday ticket.
You always get a ticket, did you wait in-line @Hamburg? You will not hear from the Smut Crew until May when there Pre-approved Kitchen pass goes to effect...As for now...Radio silence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tombstone
Congrats on your ticket Ryan...Im letting you get mine for next year then???
I waited in line in Bethlehem.Quote:
Originally Posted by penna stogey
Less than three months to go boys! Can't wait!
Amen...Bump!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by jhedrick83
Any feedback from the Indiana Bums?
Very stealthy up to the point of departing!!
At least they have a Pre-Approved Kitchen Pass....not like those other poor domestic bums that ask for it??? Honey, Fred's taking his, can I please take mine???? Wife responded with "Negative Ghost Rider"
Fuck American Airlines. First they changed my departure flight to 3 hours earlier than the time I booked an today they cancelled it all together. I just spent 1.5 hours on the phone with an agent having to re-book all the flights because the second stop wouldn't work any more and there were no other flights out of Allentown. So, I'm now flying in to Allentown on 5/1 still (just earlier in the day) and flying out of Philly on 5/5 still. I have a car rented, so let me know if anyone needs a ride.
We're getting down to 2 months Jesse - you should start smoking to build up a little tolerance. Maybe 1 every 2-3 weeks. What are the chances you'll actually have more cigars between now and May 1st than at the Orgy ?Quote:
Originally Posted by jhedrick83
Same goes for you @Nature - have a nip or two once in a while so you don't go wandering off on us again
[QUOTE=jhedrick83;190607]Fuck American Airlines. First they changed my departure flight to 3 hours earlier than the time I booked an today they cancelled it all together. I just spent 1.5 hours on the phone with an agent having to re-book all the flights because the second stop wouldn't work any more and there were no other flights out of Allentown. So, I'm now flying in to Allentown on 5/1 still (just earlier in the day) and flying out of Philly on 5/5 still. I have a car rented, so let me know if anyone needs a ride.[/QUOTE}
Oh theOh the obstacles that one must overcome , but true love will find the way.Quote:
Originally Posted by jhedrick83
Any updates of attendees, I mean fresh MEAT to this years Cigarfest Orgy??? May have to reappropriate allocations for more body oil and adornments for the new Bums!!! Epic Orgy!!!Noice.
You must be psychic. I was telling my wife about the rescheduling as it changes what she has to do the day I leave. Her only response was, you better start smoking more or you are going to die by day two. If you count new years day, I've had 4 this year. Yep, I have work to do. I'm usually good for about 6 a day at the orgy. Especially with staying an extra day and a half, there's a 100% chance I'll smoke more at the orgy than this year up to the orgy.Quote:
Originally Posted by WNYTONY
He's right, Mark. You better start drinking not in moderation soon... :rofl:
Side note. I'll now be arriving in Hamburg Wednesday night around 8. Anyone else going to be there? I know Collin's lady parts hurt to much to come this year but when will Brent and @DogRockets be rolling in to town?
WTF, Colin isn't coming to ORGY this year ? Surely @DogRockets will talk him into it using those skillz he learned at partner school :bitchslap:Quote:
Originally Posted by jhedrick83
It may have just been too hard to see his absentee father after so many years. :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by WNYTONY
If this is true and we will not be getting a dose of Colin's V, I will have to step up my game and go Deep V to make up for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by jhedrick83
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Originally Posted by WNYTONY
NOOOOO!!! Say it isn’t true! Colin, my long lost son isn’t going to be there??!!Quote:
Originally Posted by jhedrick83
Oh, yeah... I certainly need to build up some tolerance. Like you, Jesse, I haven’t had but 2-3 YTD. I may match all of 2019 on day one if I don’t get going.Quote:
Originally Posted by WNYTONY
Only a few months to go before the Epic Orgy...Any last minute peer pressure, honey can I go with Fred!!! All the cool bums are taking there's....Hope you last minute Orgy bums get that approved kitchen pass....Can I get a Amen?
Amen!
For those of you who remember last year @DogRockets attempted his hour of power challenge with an Orge 7x70. I have been saving up a few true ogres on 8x80. Who wants in on the challenge. One stick entry fee. Winner takes all. Ogres will be provided.
https://i.imgur.com/9GQdQWZ.jpg
Bums - my head is momentarily above water during tax season, so I'm here for a flash
Yes, I can confirm the rumors, that idiot @04EDGE40 won't be joining us this year. No deep Vs. No drunk Collin. No father son reunion.
@Horseshoe and I are arriving late on Wednesday May 1st
@FireTom is going to grow a pair and ride with us. If I have to talk to his wife, I will. He is a big pussy.
I've also learned @lvfcrook1503 won't be in attendance either. Has vagina reconstruction surgery.
In light of these absences, we will be forced to take the 2019 Orgy to new epic heights without them.
Viva le Orgy!
Fake News. Jeremy is probably on a wine slushie bender...Quote:
Originally Posted by DogRockets
amen brother!!Quote:
Originally Posted by dogrockets
Any newbies this year? @TreySC? @Brimy, it’s not that far! @projectsunfire @Scott W.Quote:
Originally Posted by DogRockets
Ehere else can you smoke cigars for days on end with such shenanigans?
Guaranteed you will be entertained!!
@SoCal gunnerQuote:
Originally Posted by Nature