Cedar wrapped cigar question

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Eye's a peach-a-tive of wat she duz wen sheeze likkered up wit da peeches juice, butt dat stuff aint free frum mi cuzin'. shee mor expensive dan jus getting won of dem gurlies hangin' at da' buggar king fine dinin' experience rest raunt over inne da big sity. Also dun't have two deel wit awl dem toofus in her head jus' a' snappin' at mi thingies anne stuff.....

Ah doan freeklize dem five stahs rstur ants, lacky a feenunes yah kno...Peekuls doan do..dems wants Nickel n Dimez. s'dint kno the gurlies wuz toof less...butt....wait...doan mean thet...means ta say dems lack a toofs like ta be a precerate fer more'n jes the Elf & Safetie arspecks.