I thought I was the only one to do this. Last season I caught a notorious cigar moocher off guard with a punisher, I then told him if he couldnt handle it the womens tees were right there and the rest of the foursome lost it.
Myself I prefer to start the day with a robusto of the med-full variety usually about hole 3 or 4 and finish with something full bodied for the back nine. Cant say I have a favorite though.