Quote Originally Posted by Rocket Scientologist View Post
Since you forgot about these for years and hardly ever smoke cigars, why not give them to someone who
1. Does smoke cigars
2. Is willing to give them the TLC they need
3. Has the patience to bring them back to life and
4. Is willing to risk all that work with the possibility they're not any good?

And this is not me asking for them, numbers 3 and 4 do not apply to me.
How would I find a person with the saintly attributes you list?