The morning cigar

[Emperor Zurg]

There is also a particular (and particularly inexpensive) variety of cigars-that-shall-not-be-named that turn to honey and vanilla creaminess after a couple of years in hiding. These, too (if indeed they exist, which we all know they do not)...

I know what you mean. I'm also starting to think the Guten Cala cigars really don't exist.

I just do not want a cigar - or any tobacco for that matter - in the morning. I've tried it... and come deer hunting I'll try it again but it just doesn't do anything for me. I also don't like going to bed with tobacco mouth so I'm not one for an evening smoke either. A cigar or pipe is a 'sometime in the afternoon' thing for me. Just my $0.02 for reference.

[Sir Lancerolot]

I know what you mean. I'm also starting to think the Guten Cala cigars really don't exist.

I'll have to try to get in touch with the Gutencalabergs and see if they'll send me a little something to review.

[allusred]

I'll have to try to get in touch with the Gutencalabergs and see if they'll send me a little something to review.

Unless I'm mistaken their cigars are only made availailable to a few very select smokers belonging the innermost circles of the Bilderberg group (none of whom have ever been photographed smoking a GutanCala.)
That is easily explained when we recall that those controlling the world are not seen with Superyachts or Maybach Exeleros.
Those bits of flashy bling are the provence of the trashy celebrities so beloved by the MSM.
Those with the real wealth/power are not mere Presidents or PMs nor do they head up the banks,stock markets,etc.
They simply control,unseen.

[Sir Lancerolot]

Unless I'm mistaken their cigars are only made availailable to a few very select smokers belonging the innermost circles of the Bilderberg group (none of whom have ever been photographed smoking a

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