Quote Originally Posted by Branzig View Post
...One day they smoke like a dream, the other they bite you and make your life miserable
Sounds like my wife.

Mark,

I took extreme measures today. W.A. Mozart's Requiem in D. Serious stuff. It's working (of course), Louisiana Flake tastes like I'm kissing it's ugly little cousin with acne but at least I'm in the same family again.

Directions for use:

  1. Put on (any) Mozart at least 5 minutes before smoking is to commence.
  2. Get a preferred beverage.
  3. Select pipe and tobacco
  4. You know the rest.
  5. Thank Pete